Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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Need her on the next season of The White Lotus
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Patient Zero of the Bubonic Plague when they developed a fever and the other medieval peasants deemed them an outcast:
Actually. Definitely. Yeah. @HoldenFlex
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I’ve reached the level of hotness where nobody will talk to me 🙆🏻‍♂️
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ive worked with bryan singer 😭nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/cfoysgf/status/1…
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I’ve been kicked off a lot of platforms: Friendster, MySpace (a few times), FourSquare, Tinder, and been suspended here at least twice in the past. But it still brings me a smile to have completely destroyed the entire Spaces functionality
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12.17 & 12.18 🪩 #CLUBRENAISSANCE This event is 21+. One (1) ticket per person. Tickets are non-transferable. Location to be announced to confirmed guests on Saturday, 12/17. clubrenaissance.com/
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Ummmmmmm 🤯
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Me showing up to Avatar just to watch the Barbie trailer then leaving before the movie actually starts
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BARBIELANDDDD
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NOBODY MOVE
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#nw finally!!
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Omg seeing it tn
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there is so much connecticut on this season of drag race!!!
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*Connecticunt
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Which #WhiteLotus character(s) would you like to see return for Season 3?
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Them
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If I wanted a nice pair of eyeglasses that are a step up from Warby... where would I go
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Jennifer Coolidge deserves an Emmy for this walk to run alone
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the role is HERS 👑 @JENCOOLIDGE
Sam Stryker @sbstryker
4 Oct 2022
CAST JENNIFER COOLIDGE AS JAMES BOND YOU COWARDS
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The name’s Bond… James Bond… dumbass!
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12 Dec 2022
the role is HERS 👑 @JENCOOLIDGE
Sam Stryker @sbstryker
4 Oct 2022
CAST JENNIFER COOLIDGE AS JAMES BOND YOU COWARDS
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Mia singing in The White Lotus lounge while all the other guests cheat, lie, and murder each other
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SAM 😭😭😭
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Who from season 2 would you like to see return for the next White Lotus? (don’t yell at me but I want Portia..)
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Honestly want them back
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