Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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More songs should be over 5 minutes and every movie should be under 2 hours
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Having said that I want a 3 hour director's cut of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
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House of Gucci feels personally attacked.
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It was too long!
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have u ever heard of the band Phish, a lot of their songs are over 5 mins. can send u some if you want
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men should be seen and not heard
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The original yassification was Jesus turning water into wine
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It might have been making Eve from one of Adam’s ribs
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Five minutes in Texas and I get the “buddy” 🚩🚩🚩
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What’re you on here for old sport
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hard to believe this didn’t last
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They truly looked so miserable the whole time they were together to the point where I thought they had already broken up
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true pandemi S1 vibes
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The sex scene in House of Gucci between Adam Driver and Lady Gaga would kill any colonial man, woman, or child INSTANTLY
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Judy Garland hearing Strangers By Nature
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Wait I literally was like this is giving me wizard of oz vibes
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There’s some clarity that must come with your 30s that I’m excited about.
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About to wrap my first year of my 30s. It’s the first year I actually felt like I knew what I was doing. And not like fake knowing - KNOWING. And the best things have happened to me
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Popped an adult gummy, lit a Hinoki Fantôme boy smells candle, and pressed play on Adele. LET’S DO THIS
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Barbara wants a nibble of my bicep
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I keep thinking there’s some cat ass play on my timeline
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Seeing House of Gucci tonight and when I get out of the theater there will be a new Adele album...
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Who are you seeing it with?
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I don’t even have a clever reply… my BESTIE!!!
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Love how Gaga’s intense “method acting” is just me at Olive Garden
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17 Nov 2021
For these scenes in #HouseOfGucci, Lady Gaga "ate more pasta and bread than usual," deliberately gaining weight to have a more rounded figure. /via @THR
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Love how Adele said "fuck them kids I'm making an album for depressed millennials"
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ok normally don't do this but i'm raising money for an amazing cause this weekend and would love any and all support ❤️
Sam Stryker @sbstryker
10 Nov 2021
HI! Next week I'm dusting off my cap & goggles to swim in the Great Relay to support Trident Swim Foundation, a charity that pairs after-school academic programs with a competitive swim team for underserved students in LA. Please consider supporting me! fundraising.tridentswimfound…
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Adele said unless you’ve got low back pain and student loans, get the fuck out the club 💃🏼
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she's right and she should say it!
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