Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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 los angeles
Joined December 2010
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Dancing On My Own (10 Minute Version) …..the gays feet would be numb
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They’re already numb for another reason…
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Some more words that I have had to look up recently: omertà catenary antiphonal aetiology pawl
mr. bounce @jersey__bounce
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A list of words that I've had to look up in the past couple of weeks that I think are fun for everyone: birefringence catkins determinant palimpsest pediment pilaster tamarack teutonic
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Could you do these with the definition 🥺
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WTF she actually listened 😭
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60 degrees in LA is colder than 32 degrees in NY it’s just science baby
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obsessed that you don't even need to yasssify gaga she's just already that way
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She looks amazing! In awe of how great her face work is.
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it’s the face of an Oscar winner 😉
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SHUT IT DOWN
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Replying to @Mattsita14
not cold enough to put on a shirt...
Replying to @Mattsita14
curious as to what the weather is like inside your bathroom
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HALP. WHICH OF THESE NEARLY IDENTICAL GLASSES DO I CHOOSE
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Top right or bottom left
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How to watch ‘Adele: One Night Only’ tonight: The special airs at 8:30pm Eastern/7:30pm Central on CBS network (so anything that has CBS; Hulu Live, etc) and Paramount+ app. If you have neither, here are some links below on how to watch (thread): 1. bit.ly/3kw3gDn
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Ok go off Miss AdeleUpdates
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I am so proud of myself for getting through the past year. Losing two grandparents in 3 months and a bunch of other personal shit but I’m still kicking! Thank you all for your birthday wishes I love you all 🥰❤️
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Happy birthday prince! ❤️❤️❤️
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Four score and seven slays ago
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whenever i meet a gay couple i ask which one of you has a K in your follower count and which one of you makes the google calendar events
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@buttersoft1234 what if I am both 😵‍💫
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Feels appropriate to revisit Azealia Banks on Britney Spears today:
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Me and @sbstryker 2013 vs. me and @sbstryker 2021
💫 @heyjaeee
13 Nov 2021
You know what that is? Growth
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Im Paris right
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me again 🐶
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Replying to @mattfrom312_ @mattfrom312
This shirt would kill anyone who sailed over on the Mayflower
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I have this one d*ck pic that is truly art my personal GOAT I almost feel like a catfish when I send it? Anyway
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I can’t believe before I took these fire ones in covid I still had one I took in @sbstryker’s bathroom in LA in 2015 in the rotation!!!
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I don’t want to be a part of this narrative
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Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney 🎥: @AbbyShalawylo
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