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me again 🐶
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Go off king
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ummmm youre one to talk!
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Replying to @sbstryker
Thank you 🥰
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“What’s it like working in social?”
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Doja is reminding me that I, a skinny white guy, always have the option of being Milo from Atlantis for Halloween. Someone remind me to do that next year
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Wait I literally thought the same when I saw her pics lmao
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Sam Stryker retweeted
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Does it take anyone else all day to pack one suitcase or is it just me?
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I always put mine out the night before
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Thank you @USATODAY for recommending @TheEstate_Movie !!!!!!! Stream it TOMORROW ❤️‍🔥 usatoday.com/story/entertain…
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HELLLLLLLLL YES!!!
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my child at her birthday party when i get her a DJ instead of Elmo.
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Sam Stryker retweeted
the key change in perfect illusion >>>
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One gust of wind and it’s over
This Tweet is from a suspended account.
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I need to chug some Pepto after looking at this photo
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The rumors are true… I love classic rock
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the Haim ladies were possessed by the spirit of Stevie Nicks in the studio!!!!
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I have become Icarus. I have flown too close to the NUT
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If you’re in line to Nut STAY IN LINE!!!
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Not fictional but Azealia Banks
To celebrate the release of #HalloweenKills, which fictional character do you think could kill Michael Myers?
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Azealia, after successfully killing Mike Myers:
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BREAKING: my source is now telling me fb is rebranding to pee pee poo poo
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I heard it was Poo Poo Pee Pee
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She’d probably call him something like a musty cutlery wielding f*g on her IG Story and she’d be right too
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