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summer is over when we say it is
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Isn’t that the pool CJ Cregg fell into on West Wing?
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i checked it is not
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Left is a boot, right is a shoot.
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Omg I say toot instead of shoot!
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I know I’m biased because I work here but Twitter really IS the superior app
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[twitter q3 earnings call] “and we experienced a spike in daily active users for the quarter, which we attribute to nicki minajs cousin in trinidad’s testicles. we do not believe this to be recurring”
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I audibly cackled
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Sam Stryker retweeted
[twitter q3 earnings call] “and we experienced a spike in daily active users for the quarter, which we attribute to nicki minajs cousin in trinidad’s testicles. we do not believe this to be recurring”
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Sam Stryker retweeted
The Oy, Mista! You Me Dad? Doll has arrived at the Met Gala.
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We could come off the bench for the Lakers but instead we sniff poppers
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Rihanna showing up late to save the #MetGala
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I am embarrassed to admit that I... really really like KKW's met gala look, I think it's really cool, I'm sorrrrryyyyyyyy, I know I know I know
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this might be the worst #metgala yet.
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like, we went through a pandemic…for this? 🥴
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tbh I think the theme was WAY too broad / nebulous + you also have a lot of unvaccinated talent. Also no offense but it feels like Anna’s pulse is so hit or miss of what is cool in terms of up and coming talent?
Would like to personally thank the stylist who told Shawn not to wear a shirt #MetGala
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to be fair those aren’t the only two options as there are people there actually dressed well
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I didn’t say it was!
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Anyway! Everyone can go home now! My girl @itsgabrielleu just shut it all the way down! #MetGala
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Top 5 look for me
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