Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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 los angeles
Joined December 2010
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Replying to @KyIe_M
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it's britney, bitch
New York Post
 @nypost
28 Dec 2021
Pope Francis reveals 3 key words for every successful marriage trib.al/tX9rpGa
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I'm feeling incredibly mad right now and can't remember why. Any suggestions?
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The CDC:
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ParisHilton
 @ParisHilton
29 Dec 2021
I want to watch it. But it’s only playing in Movie theatres and I’m on my honeymoon on a private island.
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Michelle Supremacy
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Leaving off not one but two Michelle Williams…
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gay horror movie when?
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Ghosts, demons, haunted dolls, and serial killers are canonically queer
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Dr Fauci recommends shorter shorts
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"Don't Look Up"? More like "Don't Look At The TV Screen While This Awful Movie Is On"
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It was so bad I was rooting for the comet
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Only people who can reply can eat this ass
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Honestly my only boyfriends have been Calvin, Tommy, and Charlie
Lauren @lollyfitz13
26 Dec 2021
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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Let us breathe!!!
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never leaving my couch 🐶
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Bestie is hot yuhhhh
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I’ve got three!
CP @CP316__
25 Dec 2021
Who is a non Marvel character that you know is worthy of lifting Thor’s hammer? I’ll start by saying Optimus Prime.
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I don’t KNOW a better line delivery.
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The rent was DUE and the landlord was on SET
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And we already have the perfect villain.
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I was never good. I was GREAT.
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I want this to be good so badly but I can smell the 35% rotten tomatoes score from here
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Ugh same and the first trailer didn’t give me high hopes
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Sammmmmm 😍😍😍😍😍
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1. Moved into a studio apartment. I’ll never live with a roommate again. 2. Seeing the Coach x Drag Race partnership finally air after a year of working on it. 3. Got promoted 🍾✨
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Getting your own place is quite literally the MOVE
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He spilled NGL
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