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Joined December 2010
not enough people are asking how tf a frog got in that lettuce
I found the cutest little frog in the bottom of my romaine lettuce tonight- it’s too cold to set him outside (27 degrees), but he’s been living in the lettuce in the fridge for several days now- does anyone know what I should do so that he doesn’t die?
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Frogs live in leaves… I think it’s pretty normal to find bugs and stuff in your salad
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Lady Gaga deserves an Oscar not for House of Gucci but for the press tour 😭
Lady Gaga on bonding with Adam Driver for #HouseOfGucci: "The soul connection, the fire, the primal energy between her and Maurizio: something felt real. And that realness is a part of being Italian." bit.ly/3sqdZ74
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she is KILLING IT like no one has ever killed awards season before. cannot be stopped. new headline every day. performance art
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Love that she learned from ASIB she can’t repeat the same talking points ad nauseam (100 people in the room) so instead we get some insane anecdote at least once a week
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Sam Stryker retweeted
I found the cutest little frog in the bottom of my romaine lettuce tonight- it’s too cold to set him outside (27 degrees), but he’s been living in the lettuce in the fridge for several days now- does anyone know what I should do so that he doesn’t die?
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Balls, even
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definitely balls
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Sam Stryker retweeted
Skarsgård. Kidman. Taylor-Joy. Hawke. Björk. Dafoe.  This is your EXCLUSIVE first look at Robert Eggers' #TheNorthman, in theaters April 2022.
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Sam Stryker retweeted
I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER... #TheNorthman. APRIL 2022.
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Still struggling to believe this is real, but it is.
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I hope it's clear this is awful for multiple reasons. First, leaving the unvaccinated to die is immoral and wrong. Second, I can't count how many vaccinated people I know personally who got it in the last few days, not to mention high profile cases. This mentality is abhorrent.
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I am sympathetic to kids + those who can’t receive the vaccine bc of preexisting conditions. But why should we have to be compassionate for those who ignore science, don’t respect the efforts of healthcare workers, + don’t care about the well-being of those around them?
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Ladies and gays, I present to you: Sam Hubbard
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my bed, slurping and suckin
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You as he slurped and sucked
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Sam Stryker retweeted
me on Christmas morning:
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Happy [redacted] anniversary to the man I’ve been married to longer than most people at BuzzFeed have been alive!
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why does this sound like a threat
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has anyone tried asking covid politely to stop?
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someone needs to tell it “go to sleep… GO TO SLEEP!!!”
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Replying to @jersey__bounce
This is true versatility
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Replying to @popLOCKEdropit
Cmon vascularity!
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get the shot baby… get the shot
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press press press 🔥🔥🔥
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Sam Stryker retweeted
got some time with your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man cast @TomHolland1996, @Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon and showed them your #NoWayHome Tweets
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me to the first person that says “flatten the curve”
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