Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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gonna hire a task rabbit to kill the fly in my apartment
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steep…
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6’5 and can’t even kill a house fly… oomf in his flop era
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skittles new gummies are INSANE. like they really did something.
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Have you ever had Starburst Sour Gummies??? I swear they put crack in these
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name your price
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One harvest bowl
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no idea
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That’s Vegas
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Very, very weird weather tonight. It’s like it’s hot and cold at the same time.
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this katy perry promo
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So they just copy-pasted the GOP platform
LeGate
 @williamlegate
15 Aug 2021
The Taliban has announced their political agenda for Afghanistan includes: - Abortion is banned - Gay marriage outlawed - Rejection of science - No vaccines (against their religion) - No separation of church & state - Religion taught in schools
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NYC frens, where can I browse/find/see/buy/acquire/discover wall art for my apartment?
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society 6! that’s where i found all of my art. they have such a range!! society6.com
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im obsessed w your art! also your entire setup
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who do you think is the most famous person in the world who is secretly anti vaxx
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Is he secretly famous?
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He’s not so secretly unemployed
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you really had to be there.
۟ @CLUBRENAlSSANCE
18 Aug 2021
remember when the vmas were an EVENT
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OMG I was at this one... it was w/ Beyoncé medley too...
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18 Aug 2021
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That GOOP bitch
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Don’t come for my Gwynny
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My queen is double dosed
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other than spaghetti sauce, what do y’all dip your chicken in? wanna try something new!
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ew! youre freaking nasti
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Sammifer.
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Don’t you have some lightbulbs to pick up at Target
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guess I’m drinking myself through another week
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This is what @copytyra says before she shotguns another soup
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SIX THREE?!?
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I’m not gonna make the joke because I know you know the joke I would have made!
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