Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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help im becoming an voice memo texter
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@sbstryker
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Guys don’t be that person!!!
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can i buy a vowel
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All nine episodes of #StrangerThings season 4 reportedly cost $30 MILLION each. 🔗: wsj.com/articles/netflix-fac…
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So that’s why our subscriptions went up
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ok who do we think is taking home the drag race crown tomorrow 👀
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five way tie the way this season is going
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bring back _____
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Do you guys not have them? 🫢
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No. We also don’t have gun control laws like y’all
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gonna need to know where those shirts are from
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Every morning is harrowing
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“Zalutha, you’ve kept it tight. Heidi, we no longer wanna hit that. Get off MILF Island.”
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum
20 Apr 2022
Which 30 Rock fictional project do you think was the best one (i.e. highest quality/most entertaining), in a universe in which they’re all real? My bet is on The Rural Juror.
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was just gonna say MILF island
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I told Nicole Kidman the gays love her AMC ad and this was her reaction:
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Keith Urban the whole time
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I’m like really into short kings rn
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Did you find a normal human you want to fe fi fo fuck?
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Nicole rn
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im on the floooooor 😂
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She doesn’t understand like we’re OBSESSED it literally is my favorite part of going to the theater (aside from actual movie ofc)
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I got you!!!
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🗣 WE’RE A WINNER BABY 🗣 So excited to say Twitter has won not just one but TWO @ClioAwards … this team truly is talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same… Now it’s time to find some space on the shelf for all this hardware 😜
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@sbstryker doing hard-hitting journalism asking nicole kidman THE question
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Heartbreak feels good in a place like this…
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JUST BOOKED MY CHROMATICA BALL TICKET SKSKSKS SEE YOU IN SEPT LA!!!
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Yes miss!
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The things I do to make twelve year olds stop calling me poor on the internet 👗Reddagio x Monique Vee 💇‍♀️Kaleena Markos
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serving maleficunt
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we saw you from across the gym and we really dig your vibe 😎
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