Sam Stryker · Sep 30, 2022 · 2:34 PM UTC

Sam Stryker · Sep 30, 2022 · 2:34 PM UTC

Sam Stryker @sbstryker

30 Sep 2022

normalize reading the plot of horror movies on Wikipedia because you’re too scared to see them in theaters

Sep 30, 2022 · 2:34 PM UTC

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Smurphy’s Law 🏳️‍🌈 🪶 🌎 · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:28 AM UTC

Smurphy’s Law 🏳️‍🌈 🪶 🌎 @Smurphy_Science

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

This is me.

biljana traditionalist · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:40 AM UTC

biljana traditionalist @BananaFatale

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

check out Ruined podcast! one host retells a horror movie to the other bc she’s too scared to watch them

🖤🌚h.k.👻💜 · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:41 AM UTC

🖤🌚h.k.👻💜 @battykari

1 Oct 2022

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Showing my bf a new horror trailer and saying "cant wait until people watch this and put the synopsis online"

bz2095 · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:43 AM UTC

bz2095 @bz2095

1 Oct 2022

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GIF

Even Fools Like Me · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:44 AM UTC

Even Fools Like Me @basicJist

1 Oct 2022

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This is what I did with The Witch.

bwack · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:46 AM UTC

bwack @bushwacklil

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

I do this. All the time.

We arent that close · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:48 AM UTC

We arent that close @Waterbadgerwhat

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

There are lots of YouTube channels that do recaps of these movies (10-20 min long) that I watch on 1.75x speed lol

Javs · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:53 AM UTC

Javs @tacotuessday

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

Normalize reading the plot of any movie because your anxiety doesn’t let you get surprised lol

fancy peen alert | Saved by the Alien Pirate · Oct 1, 2022 · 2:56 AM UTC

fancy peen alert | Saved by the Alien Pirate @HoopingLove

1 Oct 2022

Replying to @sbstryker

I do that all the time