normalize reading the plot of horror movies on Wikipedia because you’re too scared to see them in theaters

Sep 30, 2022 · 2:34 PM UTC

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I do this! I don’t feel bad about it! Saves me from having vivid nightmares that I just don’t need to have
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This tweet inspired me to read the plot to Barbarian and accept that i’m too scared to ever see it in theaters
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Better yet, listen to @HalleKiefer and @AlisonLeiby on @Ruined as I've been doing nonstop for the past four months. I feel like they've become my best friends (not creepy or weird at all) and it's SO much better than reading Wikipedia entries!
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I do it all the time
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Oh better yet! Listen to the All Spoiler Recap podcast! She tells you the whole movie (HILARIOUSLY) so you don’t have to watch it. Either really scary or really bad movies. Often they are the same. 😂
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I feel seen
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New French Extremity films were made for this.
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I do this! I hate horror movies, way too scared, can’t deal, particularly violent ones. But I do love stories and I want to know how things end so I read synopses w spoilers! Sometimes even those are too scary.
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