normalize reading the plot of horror movies on Wikipedia because you’re too scared to see them in theaters

Sep 30, 2022 · 2:34 PM UTC

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Replying to @sbstryker
That’s me!! Ever since Psycho did me in it’s Wikipedia plot summary only.
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Just Just did this but for Hocus Pocus cuz I had no idea what that movie was about 😬
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Replying to @sbstryker
Hell yeah, just because I'm a baby doesn't mean I shouldn't get to know what happens
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Replying to @sbstryker
The podcast "Too Scary, Didn't Watch" is a more entertaining way of doing this too.
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Wik-EEK!-Pedia was ahead of its time.
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Replying to @sbstryker
Bump the people recommending too scary didn’t watch. It’s EXACTLY what a scared lil guy like me needed to feel like he was still involved
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Replying to @sbstryker
I do dramatic retellings for my friend if she thinks they'll be too scary, but at this point, she's a trooper.
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I fast-forward horror movies to learn what to expect and then watch them again.
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wait but this is literally what I do
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