You should listen to the “Too Scary, Didn’t Watch” Podcast. One friend who likes scary movies watches one and describes it to her two friends who are too scared to watch them. V good.

I feel so seen.

Pu$$$$$$$$y

Aww I love it when a “no matter how random it feels nothing I do is actually that weird” tweet appears on my tl 😭

@tacozebra051 it’s me

I do this every time

Totes normal. For me.

Have I never had a single unique experience

Normalize googling "does the dog die in XYZ movie" because.. I don't like those types of surprises

@ZachManley ITS ME!!!