Me waking up as a Twitter employee today

Apr 14, 2022 · 3:23 PM UTC

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Sweetie I am so sorry welcome to the roller coaster
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Sad that your employer will require you to legally change your name to Xenu9
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Truly hoping the board does an Alyssa Edwards
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All your shares would probably immediately vest at that premium rate… you should celebrate.
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Lmfao. Oh noooo
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ahhhhhhhahahahahaahaha
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😭😭
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@karaa 😅😅😅😅
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