We’ve never had a Kourtney centric ceremonial pomp and circumstance, this is a moment. Kourt was dubbed the least interesting one to look at and that was a dare

Totally. (Though for some reason, it's never far from my mind when Penelope got hit with a car door. Or as I think @sbstryker put it in our Kardashians Slack at BuzzFeed, when "P got doored.")

I think about it ALL THE TIME.

That would be a good "I Think About That a Lot" for @TheCut.