Sam Stryker @sbstryker

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 los angeles
Joined December 2010
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Replying to @broiledcrawfish
Wordle Multiverse has arrived
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Me stealing an Oscar to give it to Anna Faris for The House Bunny
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“I haven’t seen you at Starbucks in a while?” “Well I’ve switched baristas…” Choosing to believe Gaga changed her Starbucks location to avoid Caitlyn Jenner 😭
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This moment was so pure... Gaga really is the best
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Oscar winner Jessica Chastain
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me when he came on screen
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Troy Kotsur's Oscars acceptance speech... The way Youn Yuh-jung is looking at him... His interpreter tearing up... I'm not crying you're crying
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finally feel represented at the oscars (gays who only wear 5" or less shorts)
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Need horny Regina Hall to host every awards show going forward
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Rita Moreno watching Ariana DeBose accept an Oscar for the same role she won for in West Side Story 50 years ago... iconic
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There’s 12’7” of man combined between these two…
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ABBA Gold stays ON during sex
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Replying to @nuccicoochie
Go to Benjamin Moore while you’re out
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Replying to @broiledcrawfish
Hehe
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6’5” Aussies >>>
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It’s giving chair…
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