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Ah, well, you see, we didn't defeat Count Dracula because we're on Dracula's side, so...
Well, Koopula, but y'know.
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Ring Fit Adventure Fitness Log Week 62: The Three Shrieking Squat Sisters
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World 62 of Ring Fit Adventures features the return of Allegra... and the dreaded LOWER BODY SET Fitness Gym. AKA squatsville.
#RingFitAdventure #KoopaTV
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Remember when the FAKE NEWS media said the Nintendo Switch (OLED model) would totally replace the regular #NintendoSwitch?
That's not how the sales figures turned out in Nintendo's third quarter that ended December 31, 2021.
#KoopaTV
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#KoopaTV thoughts on Sony Interactive Entertainment acquiring Bungie (the Destiny 2 developer) for... making Games-as-a-Service.
Bungie promises they'll keep creative control and being multi-platform, which might be believable.
#PS5 #Bungie
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Koopa#5969 is starving as of tweeting this and should probably eat.
That and more (like counting Dragaux's eight-pack) in Ring Fit Adventure's World 61: Fitness Master Lv. 344.
#ringfitadventure
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Fortunately, Raphael Warnock the Warlock's spell list are fire-based spells, so he should be able to keep Georgia warm! (Until he runs out of spell uses.)
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Not wordle, just the forecast for this weekend.
Stay warm, Georgia!🧣☕️
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koopatv.org/2022/01/china-an…
China is surprised that diplomats are boycotting their Beijing 2022 Olympic Games after their record and current practice of testing for the CCP Virus with anal swabs, including on American diplomats.
#KoopaTV #Beijing2022 #WinnieThePooh #CCPVirus
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koopatv.org/2022/01/hm-slave…
Ludwig Von Koopa finally got around to watching Bidoof's Big Stand, the original animation @Pokemon released a couple of weeks ago.
Here are his thoughts on it in the article!
#KoopaTV #Bidoof
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Don't miss our #EnlightenmentMovement article on what Mario did to Wario over the Gerudo Valley bridge.
When the "bipartisan" #infrastructure bill removes weight restrictions on America's bridges, the same could happen in the USA.
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This is what happens when you remove weight restrictions on bridges, Mr. President.
#KoopaTV has exclusive details on Wario and the incredibly heavy Mario as the Gerudo Valley bridge collapsed, leaving Wario to fall in Zora River.
#infrastructure
When we move stuff faster through ports, when bridges don’t have weight restrictions, when there’s less traffic on our roads — that’s how we resolve supply chain problems and get goods to people quicker and cheaper.
The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law is helping make it happen.
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Why is CAPCOM doing their 2022 Lunar Sale before the #LunarNewYear begins?
Either way, CAPCOM's Nintendo Switch and Nintendo 3DS catalogue is almost all on sale right now.
And that's good timing for #AceAttorney featured on #UniversityChallenge.
#KoopaTV
koopatv.org/2022/01/ring-fit…
Reminder that there isn't a legitimate reason for why fog should be a mechanic in a game that's supposed to be about fitness and wellness.
#RingFitAdventure #KoopaTV
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Ludwig is surprised that Kirby and the Forgotten Land is coming out as soon as March 25 2022...
...And he's disappointed that dumb media outlets like Kotaku actually think that the new #Kirby game will be in the style of Breath of the Wild.
#KoopaTV
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Ludwig believes that the #PokemonLegendsArceus gameplay preview trailer shows that you should play the #MonsterHunterStories2 demo if you want to get a feel for how Pokémon Legends: Arceus will play like.
#KoopaTV
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#KoopaTV just listened in on $MSFT and $ATVI's leadership on a media and investor call for why Microsoft just announced that they're acquiring Activision Blizzard, and what they expect to get out of this $68.7 billion purchase.
#ActivisionBlizzard #Xbox
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#KoopaTV apologises for our article from the start of December saying that there would be no new content, such as Spirit Events, added to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Obviously, Evil Ryu and the Street Fighter 35th anniversary prove us wrong. #SmashBros
