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I’m so irritated. My baby cousins are sleeping over my place and they’ve decided to have a boiled egg eating competition. My entire apartment smells like fucking ass.
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I could’ve went my whole life without knowing Junie has a big dick. Eww. 😭
Meghan Trainor causes chatter online after discussing her “painful” sex with “big boy” husband Daryl Sabara, revealing that she “can’t walk” after sex:
“[It’s] to the point where I’m like, ‘Is it all in?’ and he’s like, ‘Just the tip.’ And I’m like, ‘I can’t do anymore.’ I don’t know how to fix that.”
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I remember someone saying you can separate tax brackets by how often people visit Disney properties. Yearly = wealthy, every few years = upper middle class, once or never = everyone else. 😭
Those Disney Character meal bills are no joke. Disney itself is a place of dreams & debt. Disney can be an easy $5-10k depending on how big your family is and what you want to do there. But it’s worth the experience at least once.
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I feel like there should be a cutoff
A Dutch court has banned a man from donating any more of his sperm after he fathered at least 550 children in the Netherlands apnews.com/article/netherlan…
I want to wear bangs long enough for people to associate me with bangs. Like I want people to describe me as the girl with the bangs 😂 fuck it
Over 800 people bookmarked a video of a child shaking her butt….over 800 people saved this tweet to watch this video over and over again.
Ok it’s getting old now
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Barbie, Transformers, The Hunger Games…why is 2023 lowkey eating with the movies set to be released??
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The real question is will they show what happened to the corpses of those who died before the 10th hunger games bc I have images in my mind… #TheHungerGames
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I love how they constantly prove that darwin is black 😂
Darwin in our other iconic #CartoonNetwork show styles ⬛️⬜️ Which one is your favorite? 🐡🧡
#Theamazingworldofgumball #TAWOG #AWOG #EdEddnEddy #AdventureTime #Chowder #CodenameKidsNextDoor #RegularShow #DextersLaboratory #FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends #StevenUniverse
I hope satan has her licking his ass for all eternity
#BREAKINGNEWS: The white woman at the center of the Emmett Till saga, Carolyn Bryant Donham, has died. @MSTODAYnews trib.al/YMr7Mbn
Hearing some people ask “who?” when others talk about jerry springer dying has aged me like 7 years
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Wait so did Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell actually have an affair bc why is her fiancé moving out???
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Do I need to see the first movie to get the second or would a recap video do the trick?
