if i’m getting waxed by a new esthetician and i get on her socials to find that she claiming a roach crawled out of my coochie when it’s VERY likely that she had a dead roach in her wax that she put on my genitals she gone have to see me bc
like anything that is remotely related to hp she gets a check for lol i know she happy as shit that people can’t let go of them books, movies, theme parks, etc.