Girl, she has done it again. Constantly raising the bar for us all, and doing it flawlessly. You're invited to a very special watch party of Michelle Obama's @netflix documentary "Becoming" on May 9 at 5pm ET #WatchBecoming nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/i/events/1257755…

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I’d rather lick the handrails in a NY nursing home.
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Melanie doesn’t have the time it would take to wash those Sasquatch feet. Bet she has talons instead of toenails.